“Police” have taken out three al Qaeda operatives in London. Police!? You think some bastard with a club and no pistol is taking out any al Qaeda operatives? I’m rocking ski masks and parkas IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUMMER, saving the world from terrorists. I’M WEARING A MARMOT IN THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST to catch these jackasses. Want to explode some dynamite in the subway systems? You already tried it … IN SEASON THREE!
And once again, it’s the same story. Not on my watch. Not on Bauer’s clock, which as you all know has a battery life of FOREVER.
And it’s not just LA anymore. Nah. It’s DC, London, goddamn Krakow even. I’m like the henchmen in Carmen San Diego, except I’m not a henchman and I’m not an ASS-BANDIT! But I love that song. F**k do I love that song.
Grasshopper:
Kiefer, I thought you are computer illiterate and you can't type,
9/7/2007 1:09 PMno offense, it is true, you can't type the f word. Oh, wait a
minute, maybe Jack Buaer could. Have the writers ever thought
of Chloe and Jack should fall in love, I think they are born for
each other. They are perfect for each other.
marcusmitchell:
I can't recall. What season, er, year is it?
9/7/2007 3:11 AMJack Bauer:
Is that you Terri? I thought Nina killed you!
9/7/2007 2:14 AMTerri:
The word is spelled 'fuck,' Keif. Perhaps if you tried to both spell it and do it a bit, you'd stop TALKING IN ALL CAPS.
9/6/2007 11:56 PMSatellite Kid:
That is pretty funny, so is the comment right under it....
9/7/2007 12:50 AM