I am reading on BBC website that I "wear platform shoes and favour a bouffant hairstyle in order to appear taller" than 5 feet 3 inches.  It reminds me of bumper sticker my foreign intelligence agents brought back from a novelty shop in Tokyo--"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing!"  In other words, BBC--what's your point?

Something wrong with a bouffant hairdo and platform heels? Well how about Sly Stone and John Travolta? I borrow my cutting-edge style from these two western cultural icons.  What's okay for them is okay for me. All postings on world wide web must be consistent!  Check out my Wikipedia article--even though I dispute its neutrality--I am "internet expert".

Let's remember how Sly changed American music--forever.  Sly & the Family Stone combined two bitchin' groups, Sly & the Stoners and Freddie & the Stone Souls, into one orgasmic funk-rock-soul explosion.  Note cool use of ampersand in band names. (Note to self: remember to change letterhead to "Chairman of the National Defense Commission & Supreme Commander of the People's Army".) 

And how about Travolta?  Maybe you didn't 't know,  but I have over 20,000 VHS tapes! All you have is the lousy "Fawlty Towers" boxed DVD set.  Did you know I wrote a book "On the Art of Cinema"?  Look me up on imdb.com--you will see I was called in as script doctor on "Diary of a Girl Student" and greatly improved its sense of flow.  Bottom line--I know much more about movies than you!

Anyway, if there is one degenerate star I would spare if forced to bomb Hollywood it would be Travolta. His dance moves in "Saturday Night Fever were the best ever!  Furthermore, he has a better butt than Beyonce, by far!