This is sooo exciting! The day that we elected Barack Obama to be a president is like a day that will totally go down in history as amazing, you know? Just think: the leader of the free world is going to be a negro! Crazyyyy!
Oh, and by the way, let me just respond to everyone who got all weirded out ‘cause I called Obama “colored” on Access Hollywood. Duh, I was just being post-racial, you guys.
Now that it’s gonna be getting real dark over at the White House LOL, there’s like no way we can be racist! That’s what I was trying show by referring to him as colored. Those types are gonna be totally cool with that kinda stuff now that one of their own is president, just like how white people don’t get mad when Mexicans deny that they smell funny. It’s all good!
Peace out,
Lindz
George W. Bush:
Lindsay girl, you stepped in it this time, and there's no way out. Your remarks were crude and offensive. We've had 43 different white or slightly pink-toned presidents, and white and pink are colors.
11/15/2008 12:47 PMLaura Bush:
Now George, nobody likes a nagger.
11/18/2008 10:27 AMKanye West:
You see?? You see??!! I told y'all! Bush don't like... oh, wait, she said "naggers".
Damn it.
Well, you're still on watch, Bush -- I know your sorry ass is gonna slip up and drop an N-bomb one day, and when that happens I'm gonna go all Ahmadinejad, nuclear, Kim Jong-Il on your motherfuckin' ass. Ya heard?
11/18/2008 1:08 PMBarack Obama:
Actually, Lindsay, "black" is the absence of color, scientifically speaking. Thus, I am the first "non-colored" president. Suck it!
11/15/2008 11:53 PMSamuel L. Jackson:
Shoulda just gone all the way and said "nigga", you know?
11/16/2008 2:15 PMChinese gymnast Deng Linlin:
Racist!
11/17/2008 10:40 AMSamuel L. Jackson:
I'm black, bitch. I can use the muthafucking N-word if I muthafucking wanna use the muthafucking N-word, got it?
11/17/2008 8:22 PMLindsay Lohan:
Say the N word to me Sam Jack. That's right big boy. I'm a NASTY girl!
12/5/2008 4:28 AMSamuel L. Jackson:
You'd better watch out, nasty girl, or I'll chain your skinny ass to a radiator too.
12/10/2008 1:08 AMAl Sharpton:
wft are these crackas talking about ?
12/9/2008 8:51 PMSamuel L. Jackson:
I just don't know, Reverend. I have no idea where these white folks are coming from sometimes.
12/11/2008 1:04 AMAmy Winehouse:
There are different colored people?
1/9/2009 3:49 PMAl Gore:
Barak Obama is what we really need, another black man in Washington DC asking for change...
Maybe we should tell him that it's called the WHITE HOUSE for a reason.
1/9/2009 7:04 PMOsama bin Laden:
Hey! How come you aren't paying attention to me anymore? Remember me, ya know, I blow things up and stuff? Hello?
1/9/2009 8:22 PMWilliam Shatner:
This is all getting to wierd... I am going to page scotty to beam me up.
1/9/2009 8:50 PMBill Clinton:
Say, Lindsay, you wanna come over and discuss Obama? By discuss, I mean "have sex with" and by Obama I mean "me and a couple hookers." Oh, crap - Hillary isn't on here, is she?
1/9/2009 10:11 PMLaura Bush:
Don't do it Lindsay - Bill will tell you he'll take you away from your dumb husband and run away to Hawaii, but as soon as he thinks he's got another shot at living in the White House he leaves you with the shaved ape...and I don't care that George is on here. He's not smart enough to figure out I screwed Clinton. Even now that I've said it.
1/9/2009 10:15 PMJoe Biden:
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1/9/2009 9:55 PM