God willing, 300 will never be released on DVD. If the Zionist propagandists go forward with their shameful efforts to release 300 on DVD, Iran will be forced to wipe the Netflix off the map.

It may be an onorous task to find the secret location of the internet. My aids tell me that like Allah, the internet is invisible and everywhere. Ha! OK internet, let’s see you smite cretins and propel the glorious state of Iran to premium, heaven on Earth status!

On second thought, internet as Allah would explain this. Funny llama indeed!!