So I am on my way to battery box with a great wish to make ball go far into outfields. Then, suddenly? Que? Is no way!! A little boy eating something out of helmet! It could be someone's head, no?
You know that I am in Japan. Japan is like, almost a whole other country from Boston. Kids here use tree branches to eat fish heads and do dance-dance revolution like they are on the anabolic hemmorrhoids. So, you know. They eat heads, I don't panic. I just nod and walk to smaller-than-usual toilet to play with the electric dryer.
But then in the helmet, is no head! Is ice cream! So when I see Japan boy do what America boy do, eating ice cream......I Scream!
People think I scream for extra-inning doubles to win game. But no! I scream for ice cream!
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Martha Stewart:
Remember, before cooking human heads, remove hair and teeth and cook over medium heat to a temperature of 180 degrees. Garnish to taste. Serve with a delicious red wine if eating caucasian, white for foreign or mixed-race meals.
3/28/2008 2:13 PMManny Ramirez :
I always think cock of Asian be very small, no? Will I still be hungry?
3/28/2008 2:52 PMGordon Ramsay:
No, no, no. The classic way to eat heads is raw!
3/28/2008 6:39 PMTiger Woods:
What are you trying to say, Manny? Even if you were right, which I'm not saying you are, one's African-American genes would way overcompensate for the Asian side.
3/28/2008 5:10 PMpriscillapitman:
Gotta love Manny, but he is nuts.
4/2/2008 7:49 PMThat's not a bad thing.