I have been called out on the editorial pages of the world-famous esteemed newspaper Sun of Toronto. If you did not catch American sarcasm in the preceding sentence, then you must be Devil Rays fan. According to "Sun Readers", me and my teammates wear too much hair, beard and pants. Other people online say that my helmet is too muddy. I say to Torontonians and Mr. Yahoo Answers nerd, you can blow me, taking turns, with no teeth.

To make matters worser, I don't even know what a muddy helmet is! So I went onto search engines (with V8 and 350 horsepower!  Ha!) and do search for "mud on helmet."

Mr. Readers and Mr. Yahoo Answers?  You should be ashamed of yourselves.