How was your weekend? Mine was okay. On Saturday, however, I did something incredible. I dig out 500th booger!

It wasn't easy. Usually I have to wait til 9th inning, when the field is nice and dusty. It helps if I have a cold. I had been in booger slump for several weeks, so I was starting to get depressed. Then on Thursday I got the sniffles. I said to myself, "this weekend you will make history."
I knew this boogie was special. 500 boogs take a long time to find. You need excellent technique. Getting a good boog requires not just perseverence, but patience! Dig too hard, too early, and you have bloody nose!

But Manny's not done yet...I also plan to pursue A-Rod's ball-scratch record with a vengeance!








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