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Marilyn Manson’s Blog

Halfway in the Blue Man Group

By Marilyn Manson

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Blue Man Group’s satirical take on the entertainment and music industry is almost as deft as what my band does, so I figure I’d honor them by being their fourth member. Unfortunately, I ran out of blue halfway.

My agent contacted them, proposing that either they rename themselves ‘Blue Man (and a half-blue Man) Group’, or just hold off until I can find more makeup. You know, I really don’t know how Bjork does it with all that intricate make up. But then again, she’s merely propagating the institutionalized idea(l) that women are incomplete without their makeup on—whereas I’m transgressing cultural premises of gender and aesthetics (at least 50%).

Okay, off to Walgreens to reload on my blue cosmetics. I’m only half the blue man I want to be.

4/21/2008 3:58 PM, Dayton, Ohio

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4/22/2008 12:33 PM

Christopher Hitchens:

I wish this would stop being in google news for Marilyn Manson. It's quite annoying.

4/22/2008 5:23 PM


Excuse me! I am more than propagating ðe institutional idea, I am prostheticizing it. You are trying to hard, Mrs. Manson. Next time I hold my workshop on dressing and make-up for polycosmogonal multi-dimensionalists, I will invite you.

4/22/2008 6:40 PM


Lmfao, never knew he had sense of humor like this.

4/22/2008 11:56 PM

Thom Yorke:

I like Marilyn Manson. He is a great man. We used his album Mechanical Animals as the inspiration for a lot of the music on "In Rainbows". His carbon footprint is huge though, cut back man.


5/2/2008 2:48 AM