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Marilyn Manson’s Blog

Love will tear us apart

By Marilyn Manson

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Most of my posts are laced with sarcasm and dry detachment, but this morning I feel very vulnerable. I’m writing perhaps for the first time with complete earnestness.

I’m a very lonely man. My public persona concerning my love life is a complicated dichotomy between overt cockiness, and a more subversive darker side. I strut around town with beautiful women, subscribing, ironically, to the same masculine paradigm I critique. The truth is—and I know my PR manager is going to have a fit—I’ve been monogamous for the past decade with a fragmented ‘person’ I call Thora, who is comprised entirely of prosthetic parts.

Last night, Thora and I got into one of our usual arguments. It all started when, as a joke, I said, “I want some putang tonight baby. Dinner cost me an arm and a leg.” She starts crying and we get into a physical altercation. I don’t remember the details, but apparently I had my way with her, because I wake up to find her in pieces. Worst of all, I can’t find my screwdriver.

Thora come back baby! I need you! I promise, no more ultimate fighter moves. No more ‘screw you’ puns. I promise to be a good boy. Please come back!

4/24/2008 11:20 AM, Dayton, Ohio
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Comments

Jonniegirl:

lolololololololl---so funny-I HEART YOU!!!--but probably not as much as Evan does..

6/14/2008 11:40 PM

Marilyn Manson:

aloha!!
i saw u and u was my i dol.
u're a man have style to make a trong impression on me

7/1/2008 8:00 AM

kt:

if she doesnt come back, ill be waiting. by the way, is this true? and if so why? you said so yourself, you have beautiful women at your disposal. why not meaningless sex?

12/13/2008 3:57 AM