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Marilyn Manson’s Blog

How a goth icon deals with insomnia

By Marilyn Manson

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Counting sheep to try to fall asleep is so boring and middle-class. Who cares about some fat guy in the suburbs going 88, 89, 90, bah, bah?

When I can’t sleep, instead of counting, I wear sheep. I will admit, it doesn’t really help (and I can only get to 15 before it gets too heavy); in fact, I get even more excited. Just something about wearing dead flesh that I really like.

I’ve been up for 38 hours with my two little friends here, eating a lamb shank and watching Silence of the Lambs. Not trying to be cruel or ironic here, just got hungry and I really dig that movie—especially when that girl’s in that hole…which reminds me…

Ha, I’m just kidding kids! You guys really think I’m some sicko don’t you?

(Sniff.)

6/26/2008 10:57 AM, Dayton, Ohio
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morgueana:

I wish that Marilyn Manson would stop reffereing to himself as goth. While he has stolen heavily from our culture, he is not and will never be accepted. In fact, most goths truely detest everything that Mr. Manson stands for. Personally, his marketing of hatred to children disgusts me. He is a talentless hack whom we only hope will fade away soon. It is people like him who give our culture a bad name, and we are tired of him claiming to be goth.

7/4/2008 12:49 PM

gothicchick666:

get a life

7/12/2008 4:37 AM

laylean shay:

dame right

3/28/2009 1:56 PM

laylean shay:

you dumb ass he is more goth then youll ever be so do me a fav. get a dame life and butt out of his ok and if tats not a enough for you craw under a rock an die kk

3/28/2009 1:54 PM

Marilyn Manson:

shut up he's gothic alright he's on vampirefreaks

7/12/2008 4:35 AM

Marilyn Manson:

wow sorry but you're not gothic yes not all goths are satanic he's not a satanic yes i like blood and horror shit but i'm not a satanic you have no life by talking about other's people life get a life bitch

7/12/2008 4:36 AM

kt:

does it matter? he's giving the public hat they want. it's not a title. he doesnt need to conform to anything

12/13/2008 3:32 AM