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Song for The Bachelorette

By Marilyn Manson

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In a recent episode of The Bachelorette, the male suitors were asked to compose a song for bachelorette Deanna. It’s hard not to be a snob when people are so untalented. Most of the verse went something like this:

Deanna, I need you
Please don’t go away
If you go away
I’ll be so sad
I won’t be glad
Deanna, I need you

Deanna, I need you to take off your high heels and stab those morons in the eye for me, okay? Deanna, I need to you give me the final rose. Don’t worry, I’m not attracted to you, but it would be great marketing. Hey, I even wrote a song for you:

Look at my pale dong
And its pulse beating to this sing-along
I’m the guy without any pants on
If jizzing on the set is bad
I wanna be wrong

6/30/2008 4:30 PM, Dayton, Ohio
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Comments

Samantha:

Wow, that's perhaps the first time I'd actually listen to a Manson song. Brilliant!

10/3/2008 12:52 AM

kt:

that got me wet just thinking about it. do you like black girls?

12/13/2008 3:28 AM

laylean shay:

dang i would stick them in the eyes

3/28/2009 1:49 PM