Recent basketball reports say that I am thinking about trading Dirk Nowitzki straight up for Kobe Bryant. Yeah ok, it is an interesting proposition. So? I’m the guy who said Steve Nash wants too much money remember? You know that double MVP guy? Back to back? Short little white dude? Nelly Furtado even sang about him for Christ sakes. NELLY FURTADO. I love her.
I’ve been taking a lot of heat lately from Brian De Palma about cutting (or redacting) the final few scenes of our production coincidently together called “Redacted“. View the video below for more details:
Now, let’s get to the point. I have always enjoyed dancing - ever since I was nicknamed ‘Disco’ by my buddies in college, I have been swayin’ to the music. I think I am pretty good too, and so does America so far! Dancing With The Stars is simply another conduit to which I can flaunt my goodies. Especially my biceps. I’ve been working on ‘em. Noticed? ADMIT IT - You were bi-curious right? How I got them so large? But don’t confuse my humor with my sexual orientation though OK? Good. ‘Cause sometimes people get it wrong. Really wrong.
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