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Dear Paris,

Jail can be an extremely dark

1. Bring a vibrator

Unfortunately some of the chores can be hard on the body, especially the neck and back. After a long day of garden duty, a hot towel and some Advil might do the trick, but nothing serves a stiff neck and sore back like a vibrator.

2. Bring extra batteries for vibrator

Once some of the other girls catch sight of your vibrator, they’ll jump at the opportunity to relieve some of their soreness as well. Before I knew it, my whole cellblock was using my vibrator. From what I could hear, they were enjoying its six different speeds and vibration modes.