Everyone is congratulating me for picking up five states in last night’s contests. I went on to make lame analogies comparing this victory to David vs Goliath and the New York Giants over the New England Patriots.
But you probably could tell my heart wasn’t in it. I mean look at these campaign signs:
“I Like Mike!”? My last name is Huckabee for Christ’s sake. You guys couldn’t think of anything more clever than this? “I Heart Huckabee” was better — agreed it was a liberal, Godless movie — but still better. I mean here are a few I just thought up in 45 seconds:
- Can’t you see, It’s Huckabee
- Huckabee and Bobby McGee
- No Monk-eys, Pick Huckabee
- Alzheimer-free, that’s Huckabee
- Fuckatree with Huckabee
The point is my last name is a campaign sign treasure trove. And you give me “I Like Mike!”
I’m still serious about revolutionizing this country … but I’m going to need some creative supporters to figure a way to take the “evolution” out of “revolution.” And frankly, I’m not sure you guys are up for the task.
Barack:
How about "Mike Hick-a-bee"?
2/6/2008 9:35 PMPatrick:
I was half-expecting for people to start donning antennae and become the "Huckabees".
2/6/2008 11:21 PMBritney Spears:
Tina toca tado :)
2/6/2008 10:20 PMHuckabee:
Stay off my lawn! And by lawn I mean blog. Observe:
Barack Obama
Taco Llama
Paco and Osama
2/6/2008 9:49 PMLauri Jones:
I dan't believe you wrote f--- with Huckabee. Is this really blog written by Mike Huckabee? I'm devastated--a Baptist pastor used that word?
2/28/2008 6:11 PMLauri Jones:
I can spell can't--not d-a-n-'t. I can't believe that Mr. Huckabee said "--- a tree with Huckabee" as a slogan on his blog. I cna't believe he really wrote that blog. I may have to rethink my vote. lj
2/28/2008 6:16 PM