Miley Cyrus’ Blog

Just a wholesome picture of a good girl in a green bra

By Miley Cyrus

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OMG! I got my picture taken “flashing my bra!” I don't see the big deal. I’m showing young girls that they should wear underwear. That’s a positive message! Duh! I don’t want girls being like Paris or Britney I want them like me. Good, God fearing, underwear wearing, wholesome girls.
 
Oh and so I’m baring my midriff draped over a boy. Whatever! I am showing girls that by working out, eating right, not going on fast food and drinking binges like Britney and Lindsay, that you can have a flat stomach, and a cute boy too.
 
Now about that horse’s penis.
 
That’s my horse Achy-Breaky. I didn’t whore out my horse for my career like that Kristy Lee Cook. I kept it. And it’s glad. Maybe a little too glad.
 
Now about the pig scrotum….

 

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Comments

amber (or real life blogger girl):

I think that the message in this blog is OK, they should wear bras and they should eat right and exercise and deffinately not end up like Paris Hilton or Britney Spears but maybe you should just try to avoid letting the paparazzi see you doing that. Keep up the good work with your signing career and your TV show, I'm a big fan.
Amber (or real life blogger girl)

4/23/2008 5:32 PM

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