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OMG! I got my picture taken “flashing my bra!” I don't see the big deal. I’m showing young girls that they should wear underwear. That’s a positive message! Duh! I don’t want girls being like Paris or Britney I want them like me. Good, God fearing, underwear wearing, wholesome girls.
Oh and so I’m baring my midriff draped over a boy. Whatever! I am showing girls that by working out, eating right, not going on fast food and drinking binges like Britney and Lindsay, that you can have a flat stomach, and a cute boy too.
Now about that horse’s penis.
That’s my horse Achy-Breaky. I didn’t whore out my horse for my career like that Kristy Lee Cook. I kept it. And it’s glad. Maybe a little too glad.
Now about the pig scrotum….








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