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I thought April was sexy amateur photo month

By Miley Cyrus

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OMG! I am so embarrassed by those Vanity Fair pictures. These pictures were not my fault. Annie Leibovitz manipulated me! You cannot say no to that  lesbian. I heard she put out a cigarette on Madonna’s titty tassels. 

This is what Fraulein Leibovitz said:

"The photograph is a simple, classic portrait, shot with very little makeup, and I think it is very beautiful."

She was just trying to capture the carefree innocence of child pornography.

I know these pictures may not present me as the best role model for children but c’mon, I’m the first female Cyrus not to let a first cousin play with her boobs in four generations.

That has to count for something.
 
 

 

4/29/2008 10:53 AM, Hollywood
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gregory:

I can't believe that Vanity Fair & everyone involved couldn't see the disaster of publishing or even taking such a skanky picture. I'm still trying to figure out this stupidity.

4/29/2008 1:36 PM

Roger Clemens:

Frankly, I find it erotic.

4/29/2008 4:23 PM

jdoporto:

yeah! it s perverts like you who like things like this, if that was erotic to you, can you see
why grandparents like me dont want our kids exposed to young children who are supposed to be a person to look up to for kids, should not be posed nude for our children to see, so she out to just admit, she doesnt belong in a childs world anymore.

5/2/2008 11:59 AM

Chris Hansen:

Miss Leibowitz? Why don't you have a seat over there.....

4/29/2008 8:49 PM

Britney Spears:

No one took such pretty pictures of me when I was on the Mickey Mouse Club.

4/30/2008 9:07 AM

Annie Leibovitz:

I'm going to do a pic of your innocent face splattered with a huge load (no cock). I'll say it's toothpaste.

5/1/2008 6:19 PM

Michael Jackson:

I don't care if she is 14, i'd hit that.

5/2/2008 8:36 AM

Dmitry Medvedev:

lets have sex baby...

5/4/2008 4:16 PM

Bill Clinton:

o my god i wonder what ur boobs look like...........

5/4/2008 4:19 PM

Britney Spears:

Lets Have Sex Miley!

5/6/2008 8:56 PM

Kobe Bryant:

Call me when you reach 19 years old.

5/14/2008 9:09 PM