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Rejected Annie Leibovitz pictures of Daddy and me

By Miley Cyrus

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I kind of understand why people are so upset about  me riding a stool bareback. But there is nothing wrong or sexual with this picture:

Fact is both Annie, Daddy and I agreed this was the lamest picture we took.  These were our favorites that didn't make the spread:

The Pimp Daddy Photo: Daddy is sitting in his Cadillac dressed in a pink and yellow suit with a wide rimmed hat, peering over his shades as I bend in the car, my short, short, short skirt showing a hint of skin and slip him $100 I took off a "john." Get it? It's like Daddy's pimping my body out for money? HA HA HA. As if.

The Miley on a leash photo: The only thing  Daddy loves more than me and plucking his strings is his dogs. In this picture I'm wearing one of the dogs collars, on all fours, with my tongue out. While Daddy holds the leash, I blindly follow. What a hoot!

Daddy the taskmaster photo: We are in the studio. I am wearing a leather bustier. Daddy's shirt is off, he has on leather pants, a leather mask over his face, and his holding a whip behind me. I have a tear running down my face. We thought this would show how Daddy keeps me focused in the studio.

The double fantasy photo: Daddy and I, to show our devotion to one another, replicated Annie's famous cover shot of John Lennon and Yoko One with me fully clothed and him naked kissing me. Daddy decided he didn't want this released. He has it nailed to the ceiling over his bed.

5/2/2008 7:57 AM, Hollywood
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Comments

nick jonas:

mi8ley i love you to dear death you are my girl and i do not think you r sexual and when r we ganna get married in like 5 yrs or so

6/17/2008 5:10 PM

billy ray cyrus:

i love to have sex with miley cyrus!!!

7/5/2008 6:56 PM

Joe Simpson:

*high-fives Billy Ray*

7/5/2008 9:26 PM

lala:

i really dont like you miley! you are just....whats the word, OH YEA! strange!

11/14/2008 12:47 AM

lala:

i really dont like you miley! you are just....whats the word, OH YEA! strange!

11/14/2008 12:48 AM