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Miley Cyrus’ Blog

Girls with Guns and other photoshoots I should probably pass on

By Miley Cyrus

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OMG! It's just a frickin' milk ad!!!! I swear. Everybody does milk ads! I think Dakota Fanning got dipped in chocolate milk for hers!

All right, so I got a rockin' bod! Sorry! The local franchise of Burkas'R'Us was closed and I had to wear a white T-shirt. I'm wearing a bra and everything even though Daddy threatened to play Achy Breaky Heart all the way home if I did.

So after 50,000 milk ads suddenly somebody noticed that the thin film of milk over the celebrity's mouth looks like somebody just performed a Lewinsky. And nobody noticed after Lance Bass' ad?

How come whenever I dip out of the news cycle sexy pictures of me somehow are mysteriously posted on the internet? I should probably just go ahead and cancel that shoot for Girls With Guns Magazine. Same with Lollypops and Pigtails Digest.

5/16/2008 11:06 AM, Hollywood
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dylan:

leave miley alone she is just a teen.she has the right to do what she wants. as ling as her parents know, she not hurtting anyone. miley is a smart young teen she knows to keep herself out of danger. plus that picture isn't nasty she looks really good in it

5/17/2008 5:05 PM

Miley Cyrus:

okay i think miley can a good person. i agree w/ dylan. if her rents no what shes doin shes not hurtin anyone so no one has the right to say mean stuff

5/24/2008 1:08 PM

Anonymous:

yes they do she is a bitch

5/26/2008 8:30 PM

Anonymous:

i hate her. she is the next Brittney Spears

5/26/2008 8:29 PM

Michael Jackson:

I want to see her pussy.

6/11/2008 4:59 PM

Keith Axlerod:

I agree ! It's just a milk ad for Pete's sake :) You go girl. Hey Miley fans, I just heard that L.A. radio station KIIS fm is giving you a chance to win your way on to the set of Miley's upcoming "stripped performance." You just have to upload your favorite Miley pics. Peep this:

http://vipnetwork.kiisfm.com/mileyphotocontest

Cu,
Keith Axlerod

7/9/2008 6:45 AM

Bill Clinton:

Oh that's not milk.

8/19/2008 1:29 PM

Kim Jong-il:

Hey sexy.

7/12/2008 3:11 PM

Samuel L. Jackson:

Seriously, what's with all these Miley fucking Cyrus fans?
All of Disney's bitches get played out and these girls start to think they're the shit.
Until the shit hits the fan and Pepsi no longer wants to put you in an ad.
And the only fucking gig you can get is at Al's Burger Shack.

I'm putting money on this bitch getting at least Lohan and Hilton may even surpass Britney. This bitch be already showing off her derriere and the first time Britney got caught in a scandal was well into her 20's.

So get this ugly whore off this planet please for fucking sake.

7/12/2008 3:16 PM

American Idol Judges:

Miley's a bitch. She wouldn't last 10 minutes on American Idol and American Idol is scripted.

7/12/2008 3:17 PM

Miley Cyrus (go die in a hole!):

the way shes goin she will probaly make her next song about bein pregnent! or how she does drugs! if you ask me she will be the next Lindsey Lohan and Brittney Spears conbind!

8/2/2008 11:39 AM

Miley Cyrus did Great:

I think Miley Cyrus is an awesome entertainer !

9/7/2008 9:37 AM