Dear Hannah Fans,
Hannah here! I just wanted to wish you all a super happy Christmas! All you fans out there keep me going on these long tours. Your energy, your support, your love, it means sooooo much to me. Thanks a Billion!
Miley here, look, what Hannah meant to say was, make sure you ask your parents to buy the new Hannah Montana DVDs, Hannah Montana Holiday Singing Doll (only $30.99), or the Playhut Hannah Montana Deluxe Sleeping Bag ($74.99.) All of these are available in select stores or online.
Hey ya’ll. It’s old Hanny Manny here, sorry about Miley saying all that silly stuff. I just want you to know that I got all your letters, but I will be spending Christmas with my mom and Dad, so I won’t be able to join any of you for dinner and hot cocoa, but I wish I could!!!
Miley, again. Everything has its price. Any serious inquires as to booking Hannah for the day of December the 25th should go through me. The base price is non-negotiable; it’s 15,000 for a “one hour acoustic set”. Anything beyond that (dancers, lights/sound, or photo ops) will cost extra. Please forward your offer to miley646@hannahmontana.com
Haha, super sorry about all that. Miley gets so crazy (and mean shhhh) about some things. Before I head off to help decorate the tree, I just wanted to umm… ask you to umm… buy Miley’s CD Breakout, it’s really, really good. Please buy it.
There you go… that’s right. Listen to Hannah, she knows how things work now.
From,
Hannah & Miley
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Bill O'Reilly:
What's this Happy Hannahdays crap. Sounds too close to Happy Holidays. There's a war on christmas and you come out saying Happy hannahdays. Who's side you on anyways? I'll have your fuckin' knee caps busted if you keep this shit up
12/26/2008 3:25 AMJoe Biden:
Happy Holidays, Bill.
12/26/2008 12:16 PMBill O'Reilly:
Screw you Joey
12/29/2008 3:44 AMBill O'Reilly:
What's wrong Billy, didn't Santa leave you a brand new vibrator under your Christmas tree?
12/29/2008 4:21 PMJoe Biden:
What's wrong Billy, didn't Santa leave you a brand new vibrator under your Christmas tree?
12/29/2008 4:23 PMGeorge W. Bush:
I'm not rocket scientist, but I think these 2 guys are the same person!
12/29/2008 6:33 PMMiley Cyrus:
I think Miley is doing a great thing by reaching out and getting kids attention. But the whole half naked pictures are not looking to good on her side. If she's going to keep doing things for kids that look up to her I would highly recommend cutting the freaky kinky pictures out of the subject.
Other then that keep doing what your doing My kids love you to death
1/17/2009 1:53 PM