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My favorite porno films

By Mitt Romney

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Don’t know if you’ve read the news, but the Iranian government is threatening to kill porn actors. While I don’t endorse pornography, I believe the death penalty is too severe. Perhaps life in prison or castration? Don’t get the wrong idea that the Mitter is some kind of killjoy. I’ve been known to loosen my tie and enjoy an adult movie or two. So, what are the Romminator’s “sexual peccadillos”? The kind of porn I like, the really hot stuff, is porn featuring erotic stories for married couples engaging in sex for the purpose of procreation. Movies like Baby Time, Daddies and Mommies IV and The Missionary’s Position. Check ‘em out with the woman you want to Rominate, and to whom you are also married.

7/5/2007 7:02 PM, Washington DC
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