What the fuck?
Maybe I haven’t checked my calendar in a while; is it National Flush Morgan Freeman’s Life down the Goddamn Toilet of Life Week already?
1) been pulled out of a car wreck by the jaws of life
2) broken an arm
3) undergone a five hour surgery
4) been served my divorce papers by my wife of 24 years
I don’t know what kind of shit-ass apocalyptic nightmare weekend is in store for me, but I do know one thing: Morgan 'bout to murder somebody.
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Your pain feeds the demon spawn that comprise my soul.
8/7/2008 3:56 PM
Hi Mr. Morgan Freeman! I am Cristina and I live in Brasil. I just want you to know that you are my favourite actor of all. I'm so HAPPY to know that you're doing better after the period you stayed hospitalized.
Please Sir, forgive my spelling mistakes, but my English is kind of "rusted".
Recently I videotaped a movie in which you played God, and you gave the poor congressman who wanted to change the world a very HARD task. I keep on watching the music repeatidly and can't help mysef from laughing histerically!! You were SO perfect. And on the scene where God plays as if he was a waiter and talks to the congressman's wife, has a VERY special meaning.
One day, I hope to do the "dance" with you.
Take care, and I would be thrilled to hear from you.
TONS of love, yours
Cristina
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