What the fuck?
Maybe I haven’t checked my calendar in a while; is it National Flush Morgan Freeman’s Life down the Goddamn Toilet of Life Week already?
1) been pulled out of a car wreck by the jaws of life
2) broken an arm
3) undergone a five hour surgery
4) been served my divorce papers by my wife of 24 years
I don’t know what kind of shit-ass apocalyptic nightmare weekend is in store for me, but I do know one thing: Morgan 'bout to murder somebody.
Ann Coulter:
Your pain feeds the demon spawn that comprise my soul.
8/7/2008 3:56 PMJohn McCain:
Come back to bed, baby.
8/7/2008 4:36 PMMorgan Freeman:
I will NOT come back to bed.
8/7/2008 5:09 PMCristina:
Hi Mr. Morgan Freeman! I am Cristina and I live in Brasil. I just want you to know that you are my favourite actor of all. I'm so HAPPY to know that you're doing better after the period you stayed hospitalized.
9/1/2008 5:54 PMPlease Sir, forgive my spelling mistakes, but my English is kind of "rusted".
Recently I videotaped a movie in which you played God, and you gave the poor congressman who wanted to change the world a very HARD task. I keep on watching the music repeatidly and can't help mysef from laughing histerically!! You were SO perfect. And on the scene where God plays as if he was a waiter and talks to the congressman's wife, has a VERY special meaning.
One day, I hope to do the "dance" with you.
Take care, and I would be thrilled to hear from you.
TONS of love, yours
Cristina
Morgan Freeman:
No problem
12/4/2008 1:24 PM