There aren’t too many things in this world I enjoy more than gazing up at the night sky, for nothing else is so infinite and wondrous. The thing I’ve found about gazing at the night sky is that on occasion you’ll find a surprise up there. And sometimes, if you’re real lucky, you’ll find a sexy surprise.

Why just this past Sunday I was so lucky as to be treated to the latter, as perchance were some of you. I reckon there were folks from as far as Tokyo who were going about their business; perhaps they were considering the playful sexual nature of the snowman as I was. Then suddenly something caught their eye – well what’s that up there?

Sure enough, it’s that naughty celestial trifecta: Venus, Jupiter, and the moon, giving a smile so seductive he puts my old snowman to shame. I've often spotted such lasciviousness from the night sky, but this is the first time I have photographic proof. Maybe now Mr. Kevin Smith will stop ignoring my calls about making my movie idea: “Venus, Jupiter and the Moon Make a Porno with Morgan Freeman”