I had to blow off some steam at the gym this morning because my emails to dine with Larry King keep going unanswered. I know that fool has email. I did one thousand knuckle pushups with handclaps on the sidewalk outside of the gym, I was so mad. Sucka, I’m still fumin’.

Larry King has all the time in the world to go eat chicken and waffles with Snoop Dogg, but repeatedly ignores my invites to have a Wheatgrass, Flax, & Black Bear Gall Bladder Smoothie at my local shake shack. Larry King, I am very angry at you, but my mother told me if I have nothing nice to say to a fool, don’t say nothing at all. Fool.