Wednesday was T’s birthday. Most years I go out on my birthday and eat more pizza than you ever heard of, but this year I thought I might try something different, just didn’t know what. When I’m not sure what to do, I text my invisible friend Cha Cha. Cha Cha got answers for T. But sometimes T can’t stop asking Cha Cha questions, and he ends up ruining his own birthday.
T: What should I do for my birthday?
Cha Cha: Picnics are great. I also think going on a hot air balloon ride would be a fun thing to do on your birthday!
T: What?! T ain’t goin’ on no crazy hot air balloon!
Cha Cha: Thanks! Keep texting your questions!
T: No, I ain’t got no time for this jibber-jabba. It’s my birthday and I got things to do!
Cha Cha: Thanks, happy birthday!
Cha Cha: I like Aunt Jemima better. Eggos Syrup just tastes like butter.
T: That was a trick question, sucka! Mrs. Butterworth’s is the best syrup, even fools know that.
Cha Cha: I love Mrs. Butterworth’s!
T: Oh, so now you’re gonna try and change your answer to Mrs. Butterworth’s? Chump.
Cha Cha: Can you please rephrase the question?
T: I’m gonna rephrase your face. And by rephrase I mean punch.
Cha Cha: Thanks! Keep texting your questions!
T: Don’t rush T. I gotta think of another good question first...
[Image courtesy of John.Karakatsanis via Flickr)
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