So T. gets up this morning and reads that Batman beat Spider-Man this weekend. And it made me mad.

This is an absoludicrous situation. Spider-Man, you got superpowers. You can jump. You can stick to walls. I always thought that if it came down to you and Batman, you could web him up to a flagpost. He'd be throwing gadgets from his utility belt and you'd be like "Fool. don't you know I'm Spider-Man?"

But you took your eyes off the game. You started with the jibba jabba and let Batman make a fool out of you. Spider-Man, you got to believe in yourself.

Anyone can bring you down if you bring yourself down.  All the super strength in the world ain't gonna help if you got weak self esteem. Even Robin can beat you. Get up, Spider-Man. Get up and be strong.

But don't make no more movies like Spider-Man 3. That was just sad.