Big night last night. Big debate. Played a little drinking game: every time someone said "Joe the plumber" T drank his Sparks; by the end of the night T had punched through the ceiling of his house and had bought two thousand dollars worth of hamburger meat and no buns.
I always make sure to keep an eye on these fools’ body language. Body language says more than the jibba jabba comin’ out of those mouths. But you gotta know how to read it. Gotta know what those little signs mean. Here’s T’s guide to deciphering last night's debates.
Distant smiles
Sometimes I catch that Obama smiling off into the distance. T knows that smile, he does it himself. That’s the smile I get when I’m thinkin’ about naked time with my lady, but it’s got no place in a presidential debate. Obama gotta stay focused, gotta keep his head in the game.
Chipmunk cheeks
When sucka John McCain gets his chipmunk cheeks on, you know he’s hiding something. It might be nuts and berries, or it might be somethin’ else. People want straight talk John McCain! Not some chipmunk president hiding things from T in his cheeks.
John McCain:
Also, when I disagree with something, I roll my eyes and sigh. It's the same thing I do right before I attempt to masturbate.
10/16/2008 2:30 PMPope Benedict XVI:
I like the cut of your jib, sailor.
10/16/2008 3:45 PMMr. T:
You have to check this out!
It is the presidential debate only Mr. T and Gary Busey do the voices. I wish this is how it really was.
Debate 08: Mr. T vs Gary Busey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JuDpF_-6ko
10/16/2008 5:59 PM