T don't normally pay much mind to the jibber-jabba that goes down on the blogs of my colleagues, but I did happen to notice Sam Jackson's recent musings 'bout that shoe throwing incident. Sam was making noise about why some chump journalist would throw his shoe at a president. That don't really concern T. What concerns T is how sucka George Bush can dodge a shoe so fast.
Watched that video til my eyes went blurry, then I watched it again. How did George Bush get so quick? Looks like he dodges shoes every day. He's like one of those coyotes that come to T's house lookin' for dogs to ambush; when T throws a rock at the coyote's head, sucka already gone. Makes T sad, when he can't hit a coyote with his rock.
Now I'm starting to think that maybe George Bush ain't the chump I thought he was. Maybe he can clean up, get his act together. Or maybe he just looks less retarded after looking at Rod Blagovich, T ain't sure.
Ann Coulter:
T, I pity your ignorance.
12/17/2008 7:11 PMSamuel L. Jackson:
And we all pity your failed got-damn sex-change, bitch.
12/17/2008 8:22 PMAnn Coulter:
You're Just Jealous because I am a hotter/handsome person than you.
12/18/2008 12:11 AMSnoop Dogg:
president bzl, dodged the shzl, dodged the shzl, hit the grzl, behind the po-dzl
12/18/2008 8:26 AMJared Fogle:
I will have sex with all of you.
12/18/2008 12:30 PMMr. T:
T wants to tie Jared and Coulter into a pretzel and then snap it in half.
12/18/2008 5:23 PMMr. T:
T told Bush to duck. T said, "Duck fool!"
"Bush do what T says, Bush have T on his GPS that guides Air force 1, Bush got that from Navtones where T hangs with other celebs." "Next time a shoe comes flying at Bush, T is going to say, Stand still sucka"!
12/18/2008 8:02 PMGeorge W. Bush:
This is George here. Ya'll can call me Dubya. About that whole shoe dodgin' thing. That was all planned out. I was just lookin' for a little sympathy. I've been a little blue lately with me fuckin' America's economy and all. Heh Heh.
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