Hello, friends. You might want to check on your children right now because THEY ARE PROBABLY BEING RAPED, RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. That's basically a guarantee. Be very quiet for a second and just listen. Can't hear anything? Oh good, then, that just means your children are being raped SILENTLY, probably won't be as bad.
I know what you're saying. You're the level-headed type, Nancy, why the sudden alarmism? Oh, you know, nothing major, just that the SUPREME COURT HAS MADE RAPING CHILDREN LEGAL, basically. Yup. Apparently it's unconstitutional to put CHILD RAPISTS to death, at least according to the five (alleged) child rapists on the Supreme Court who voted on the side of Louisiana child rapist Patrick Kennedy. WHO KNEW? I guess Washington and Jefferson were totally cool with KIDNAPPING beautiful little girls, TYING THEM UP, THROWING THEM IN THE BACK OF A VAN AND GRAG@$@!!$$@ADSHKCF.
I have never been MORE FURIOUS. When R Kelly got off last week, I punched a hole in the wall, which is even more impressive than it sounds because THE WALL WAS BRICK. The day Michael Jackson was acquitted, I foamed at the mouth, peed all over the rug and bit the mailman. After the OJ verdict? I blacked out and woke up a month and a half later upside-down in a trashcan in Portugal with clumps of my hair missing, my skin covered in tattoos in an alien alphabet and six inches taller than I was. And THAT. WAS. NOTHING.
Five of the nine people above ENDORSE child rape. I AM TOO ANGRY TO FIGURE OUT WHICH FIVE, so I'm just going to hate them all.
Peyton Manning:
I have a legal question about child rape. Let's say you are a little boy and you are visiting your Uncle Jim and he wants you to do a certain something to donkey. And you do it. Did Uncle Jim just rape me - er, the little boy?
Another question: Let's say the same thing happens to your little brother, who's name is Eli. Does anybody care?
6/27/2008 11:47 AMMichelle from Madison:
The Supreme Court also said that PUPPY RAPISTS like Nancy cannot be put to death either as verified from that clip by Jon Stewart.
Ohh wells, at least we can follow along with what Nancy gets served for meals in prison after the authorities finally prosecute this alleged criminal.
(Good news today, Nancy was not helped to kill anymore victims of crimes today............................................................., no yet anyways.)
6/27/2008 4:35 PMR. Kelly:
Recently LAPD arrested a Child Molester at the Bonaventure Hotel, his name is Richard D Willrodt of Camarillo, CA he is the business partner and close personal friend and works with Ron Hertel and Robert JS Fowler all of RW Hertel & Sons, Inc. in Ventura, CA This pervert and evil wicked child molester and gay child man has a long history with abusing children. He is and continues to be deeply involved with Hertel and Fowler who are now selling all their holding ? I suspect they are getting ready to flee beofre the investigation of Child Porn is completed.
8/12/2008 9:32 AMPaul H. Andrews of San Diego, California:
The actual death-toll of the victims that have lost their life as a direct result of the unprofessional actions of Nancy Grace is unknown as of this date. Due, in-part, to the inability of the dead victims to now make such an adequate and prolific statement of the account of Nancy’s heinous influence of her inaccurate, illicit, and sometimes illegal actions documented by this known Predator-of-victims. Basically, and as simple as possible, Nancy’s goals and actions are always self-serving to her, and have never been, in any stretch of the imagination by any well educated person, to be for the victim of any crime in any capacity. Since Nancy has never been a victim of any crime herself, contrary to her claim, she conveys a clueless-ness of any and all ability to understand anything about any need, any desire, or any understanding of any victim in any situation. Thus resulting in a track record of her inappropriate actions, sometime illicit, sometimes, immoral, and sometimes illegal actions she documents against real victims of crimes, and most notably, sometimes resulting in the loss of life of some of those victims by her idiotic self-promoting and selfish actions who is going under the false-name of Nancy Grace.
8/21/2008 6:16 PM