It's official. I have decided. When I grow up, I want to be Barack Obama. I met with him today and all the hype is justified!

I know that in the past I have sworn to you that if a genie appeared and granted me one wish, it would be to become a professional soccer player. Then not a week later I changed my mind and decided if the same genie were to ask me again, I would pick hot American teenage girl. But this time I'm 90% sure I will not change my mind. Barack Obama is the coolest!

But just to be sure, let's make a diagram with the positives for each choice:

And now, it is with great trepidation, I present the same diagram but with negatives for each choice:

Please come quick genie, before I think of another positive for the hot teenage American girl. Wait, can I decide to be a lesbian teenager, or is that two wishes in one?