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Vladimir Putin on Regarding Russia Sees New Realm of Concern: Black Sea nytimes.com:

“ Don't make this a race issue.

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John McCain on Regarding Survey finds hunters, anglers favor John McCain latimesblogs.latimes.com:

“ Naturally that's due to my pro-gun, anti-geometry positions.

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Snoop Dogg on Regarding NASA Fixes Moonship Shaking with Shock Absorbers comcast.net:

“ Yeah! Now just add some hydros and that shit be hoppin'!

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Jessica Simpson on Regarding Corporal Punishment Seen as Rife in U.S. Schools comcast.net:

“ That's not fair! They should also punish the colonels and the generals and the lieutenants.

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Ben Bernanke on Regarding BJ’s Posts Higher Profit and Raises Outlook nytimes.com:

“ It certainly will be a hard road ahead, one that involves a stiff resolve. (Tehehe)

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John McCain on Obama expected to name a running mate this week ap.google.com:

“ First he has no running mate. Then he says he will. Flip-flopper!

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