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Hillary Clinton on Regarding The So-Called Dream Ticket: Is It a Good Dream or a Bad One? nymag.com:

“ My real dream ticket involves John Edwards and non-stick Pam spray.

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Barack Obama on Regarding Ferraro: 'They're attacking me because I'm white' cnn.com:

“ I don't know Geraldine, I think everyone is attacking you because you're a racist old bitch.

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Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer on Spitzer may have spent $80,000 ap.google.com:

“ What do you want me to say. A Milwaukee Surprise is not as cheap as it used to be.

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