To all you people who are lighting up the message boards criticizing me for not having Sarah Palin on my show after I endorsed Obama, I have three words: White Woman's Disease.
I've taken the time to examine the basketball skills of the two presidential candidates, and let me tell you, there is no comparison.
Sarah Palin was known as "Sarah Barracuda" when she played high school basketball in what--Wasilla, Alaska? I'm sorry, it's not exactly a hoops hotbed.
Barack Obama has the skills needed to lead this country in the 21st century. Low body fat percentage, low turnover-to-assist ratio, and an incredible 35-inch vertical leap! We're talking a lottery pick, folks!
Palin, on the other hand, has Thunder Thighs, a tendency to turn the ball over in traffic, and--are you ready for this--an 11 inch vertical leap.
A classic case of White Woman's Disease. Sarah Palin couldn't dunk the ball if you gave her a stepladder. Maybe if you she was driving on one of those table-top Playskool Shoot 'n Score hoops, but not on the South Side of Chicago. Unh-uh.
It's not that I'm using my show to push a political agenda. I'm just trying to make sure the USA remains the #1 street-ball nation on earth.
Tom Cruise:
Oprah Winfrey is an amazing hypocrite! She has Obama on her show twice and then says she won't get involved with candidates! Of course, this Oprah hypocrisy is nothing compared to her latest outrage. Oprah says she is in favor of a bill aimed at child predators. However, Oprah promotes a book by the head of pedophile cult called MK-ULTRA . It is claimed that this book, written by a child predator named William Thetford, speaks for Jesus Christ in his book, "A Course in Miracles". Oprah promotes this book and of course by inference, pedophile leader, William Thetford, every single day on her radio show. The evidence of women testifying before Federal Hearings about their sexual abuse as children by Oprah's championed author's organization can be found by links to a website:
9/14/2008 5:31 PMhttp://www.newspiritualbible.com/index6
MJM:
You're a moron. She said she'd support Obama, and wouldn't have any candidates on her show because, since she'd declared her support, she thought it would be unseemly to pretend to be interested in the others. Stop trying to manufacture scandal before you call down the wrath of Oprah upon you. You dip.
9/14/2008 5:43 PMMel Gibson:
This from the Grand High Llama of Scientology or whatever. Come off it Tom, you're as bad as a Jew.
9/14/2008 7:52 PMAl Sharpton:
"White Woman's Disease" I am deeply offended by this racist comment.
9/27/2008 3:05 AMBigfoot:
I'm sick an tired of all this racist crap. We're all Americans, thats it. Obama just happens to be one that attend a racist church for 20 years and lies, but then again thats all politicians.
10/2/2008 2:19 AMPope Benedict XVI:
The Protestants are racist? You said it, my son, not I. Power to the Catholics, the only true, righteous, pious and loving church! BTW: On what surface, or with whom, does B. Obama lie?
10/10/2008 8:52 PMReal Person:
I support Oprah's decision not to invite Sarah pailin to her show. Sarah pailin is a savage person. She is an animal killer, a hypocrite, and a lier. Sarah pailin lies through her teeth. She destroyed people's lives in Alaska. She is incompetent. She should not even be picked for this process. I hope her god will punish her for her lying and ruing people's lives.
10/9/2008 9:12 PMMike Meier:
Of course a show-girl like Oprah Winfrey supports a show-star like Obama. This is pure opportunism - at almost any price.
10/11/2008 3:20 AMI can imagine who will have to pay for this affectedness in case ...
Hank:
Oprah how could you make such a racist comment such a "white women's disease?" It demeans only you. If you really had any class you would apologize instead of trying to defend the comment.
The basketball criticism is simply childish. Do you really believe that white girls sould not play basketball in High School because they cannot jump or have fat thighs? What kind of American are you?
10/11/2008 12:22 PMAnonymous:
Let's send Sarah Palin where she belongs: HOLYWOOD!!!!!!
10/20/2008 4:04 PMJC:
Al, a black woman said that comment, so why are you offended and Real person, learn how to spell before you send anything else.
11/1/2008 2:09 AMAngelina Jolie:
Oprah, do you know what your problem is? You are worried that a white woman may be better than you!!! Sarah Palin is a wonderful person and she will be a great VP for our country. Maybe you should look at your life before you point fingers at others. Have a wonderful day!!!!!
11/3/2008 8:09 PMJohn McCain:
Angelina, my friend, I'm so glad you've seen the light and become a Republican. If you can convince the rest of the Hollyweird Elite to join you before tomorrow, our nation will be grateful. We can win this thing!
11/3/2008 8:51 PMeva:
that is a very racist thing to say as i am white
3/18/2009 5:15 PMeva:
that is a very racist thing to say as i am white
3/18/2009 5:15 PM