They are saying that the Bat Man cannot fight with the Joker again because the Heath Ledger has swallowed too many of the pills. Listen to me, I am the Joker you need. Look at the very good reasons:

• I love making the chaos
• I do not wash much my hair
• I am very comfortable on the camera
• I am not a member of the SAG and so will work below scale

Who else will play this Joker? Ben Kingsley? Too old. Will Ferrell? Not enough funny. I'm pleased to do nude scenes with Maggie Gyllenhaal. I would step over Allah's fetid corpse for a piece of that.