What better way to get back in society’s good graces than taking up a cause? From now on I’m championing the environment.
I think that the Earth and I both have a lot in common. Like… we’re both hot. And we’re both the subjects of well-received documentaries. Of course, mine was only released on the internet, but we can’t all get Al Gore behind us. Figuratively.
And now, both the O-Zone and I have to clean up our act. The first step of which is honesty. Which is why I told Us Magazine about the hummer hybrid I was getting. And now General Motors is all pissy, saying that “a Hummer Hybrid doesn’t exist.”
Um… excuse me GM, was I talking to you? I drive a Ford Escape. What I do in my free time is none of your business. Like you’d even be invited.
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