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By Paris Hilton

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My ex, Nick Carter, went to the press last Tuesday and told reporters that he was over me and “bored with the sight of me.”

Um … Nick and I dated for, like, 7 months in 2003. Big whoop. I didn’t even know that we were exclusive until he got all teary eyed when I went down on his brother.

Over me, Nick? You weren’t over me when you stood outside my window for six hours singing Quit Playing Games with My Heart. I guess I really Showed You the Meaning of Being Lonely when I said “Bye, Bye, Bye.”

Oops, that last one was an N’Sync single, wasn’t it? I could never tell the difference between all of you guys anyway. The only reason we got together in the first place was because I thought it was Lance Bass in that bathroom stall. Wishful thinking, huh?

Tell Aaron to call me.

8/10/2007 12:00 PM, Los Angeles
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Comments

Sonny:

Wait...what's illegal? Raping Aaron Carter? Fuuuuuucccckkkkk...there goes my Fall 07 plans.

8/12/2007 8:36 AM

Kristin:

Why Paris--you just admitted to a FELONY--think jail time again?

(Look up statutory sexual assault laws for the state of California)

8/10/2007 6:34 PM

Jaii:

TH4TS SHOCKiiN !!

11/23/2007 12:25 PM

summmer:

mann.. paris you suck nick carter loved you and you treated him like
he was nothin oh by the way aaron carter does not like you now either
oh and if you were not exclusive why did you make him food and
come see him in the studio on his birthday

you need to get over youurself not everybody loves you

in fact no one loves you know i Guess stars are blind well at least
you are Nick doesnt need you now he has got his family,friends and

millions of fans
and aaron doesnt need you neither they are over you
and you should leave them the hell alone because aaron said
brothers are brothers and some girl that has nothing to live for
wont change that and on tara he called you a gold digger and nick
knows now he wasnt in love he was sprung

12/19/2007 4:53 PM

summmer:

Gold digger : a momen who uses her charm to get money or gifts
from men A.KA paris hilton

12/20/2007 4:52 PM

Amber:

Wow. Paris needs to get over herself. In fact Nick didn't really like u Paris. He just dated u 2 make u happy. Hes over u now. Sence he's got another album out the other 4 boys. And he doesn't need a girlfriend that treats him like crap. Like u did.

1/18/2008 10:35 PM

Elizabeth:

And, 7 months is a big woop you sick fuck
you know, old habits do die hard,
and that was 5 years ago OF COURSE he's over you
and Aaron And Nick Don't need you. You just are trying to make
them hate each other, and you probably already have
i bet you that when you watched house of carters
you were satisfyed with yourself!
Nobody cares about you. Are you trying to a role model?
cause i can't see you as a role model?

2/21/2008 4:57 AM

Elizabeth:

umm.. i really think Paris Hilton is a bitch, why doesn't she
beleive nick when he says he's over her?
i mean it is possible after you dating Aaron isn't it?

2/21/2008 1:31 AM

Elizabeth:

And.. Uhmm, i really think your the one who's not over him
Nick wouldn't go around saying that someone wasn't over him just yet
so Paris, you should probably just finish you sentance in jail...
HA

2/21/2008 4:51 AM