Ever since I told everyone that I want get pregnant by next year, I’ve been getting a lot of really nice fan mail! Letters like this:
Hey Paris,
I hear you wanna get knocked up. Do you need a baby daddy? I’m 15 and I’ve never needed braces. So, like, our kid would have really nice teeth.
-Micheal
P.S. You could video tape us doing it if you want. I wouldn’t mind.
That’s sweet Micheal, but I can’t just pick my child’s father at random. This is probably one of the most important decisions I’ll ever make. And there’s so much I still don’t know about you. What kind of conglomerate does your family own? What are your feelings on leopard print bikinis for the 2-month-old set? How long is your tongue?
Micheal, why don’t you answer these questions and get back to me. But just so you know, you’re on a long list full of Greek oil heirs, ex-boy band members, and guys I might run into at a night club.
Merle Shamblin:
Hello my name is Merle Dean Shamblin and I would like to be your new friend. I sure could use somebody to chat with. I am a 47 year old long haul truck driver who currently lives in Duncan Oklahoma. Dec 8th 1960 I was born in Fairview Oklahoma. Moved to Caddo and Washita counties where I attended school at Colony Hydro and Weatherford. My parents Malvin and Wanda Shamblin were cotton and peanut farmers. Dad died in 99 from lung cancer. Graduated from SWOSU with a business degree. My two sisters are LaDonna Hubert and Malva Burrahm. Dennis is my brother. I have been a truck driver for 14 years and have driven 2 million paid miles. I have received many safe driving awards over the years. I am single and have never been married. I have a wide range of interests and am pretty much an open book. Currently I drive a 2006 Freightliner for a major carrier. I dont go to Canada very often. I dont have a dedicated route so I run the entire lower 48. I enjoy reading cinema music sports travel etc. I am gay and versatile.
11/13/2008 7:39 PM