This is sooooooooo funny. Like literally I’m laughing out loud. I didn’t know there was a word for kissing girls and fingering them. I thought it was just what you did when you needed a night off from guys and their hairy buttholes. Now there’s a word for it – Labian. I would totally call Nicole and we would laugh for like an hour, but she’s a dirtwhore and all she’d want to talk about is gay pregnant things.
It’s kind of weird to think about how guys and girls aren’t so different. I mean it’s not like guys have nine arms and three eyes and coffee pots for heads. They do have scrotums though, which kind of look like jellyfish. Or do jellyfish look like scrotums? Weird!
Maybe I’ll be a Labian for a little longer, then I’ll move on to something else. Is there a name for people who like to bang Cyclopses?
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