Much has been said of my remarks at the 1992 Republican National Convention.
“The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”
I’ll admit that things have changed and I might need to update my remarks to be up with the times, which is good because I forgot to mention a lot of other things feminism does to society. Feminism has led helpless children into the hands of the video games and the iPods. (An iPod by the way, as I understand it, is some type of pod that children enter to finish incubating because their unfit mother’s womb is dusty and useless like an old boot.)
After gestating in the iPod, children then turn to the computers and the facebooks. Facebook, if I’ve been rightly informed, is a place where kids post quirky stuff that they like—like “being not-bored” and “just chillin’ w/friends” in the hope that prospective good-moms can fall in love with them. Either that or it’s a place where Lesbian Witch Mothers put the faces of the children that they’ve killed to lure more children into their web of deceit. I’ll do some more research. That’s right: Lesbian Witches. These Lesbian Witches spend their time listening to K.D. Lang while brewin’ up stews and thinking about kissing other women and stuff.
Come to think of it, feminists are like those disgusting rye-chip things in Gardetto’s snack mix: They’re going straight to hell.
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