Sure fighting Muslims to the death is the most definitive way to destroy them, but what if we could eliminate the Islamic threat without even laying a finger (or a IED) on a single turban? I’ll pause while your wits catch up with you.
In the metaphysical battleground of the Sub-Sahara, Christianity has been making serious gains. How do we win over these heathen souls, you ask? Pat’s Poppin’ Prayer Package. And you can help. For a meager 65 cents a day, a child in Sudan will be provided the following:
A Sean John jogging suit, The OC on DVD, a month’s worth of Lunchables (taco or pizza style, their choice), an Xbox with Grandtheft Auto 1 and 2, a Bluetooth phone and a lifetime supply of Gushers.