Now what's all this fussing? Politics? No, I don't imagine I have much time for that.

You want to know my concerns: This god damn clogged kitchen drain. Your bacon grease cools off eventually and then guess what happens? That's right genius, it congeals. That causes blockages, and don't even get me started on the long-term effects that Draino has on the health of your pipes.

Let me ask you something Chester Politician: When you were up there on the stage with all those shiny lights, bickering at each other over who called who what, how many leaks did you fix? How many septic tanks did you install? Don't answer. I think we both know. Probably less than me.