Okay, I admit it. It was me who ghost-wrote the article in L'Osservatore Romano that said it was the washing machine, not "The Pill", that really liberated women. Sort of Holy Ghost-wrote it, if you know what I mean.
Lotsa people, they say "Hey Pope--whadda you know about women, huh?" To these people I say--I could take everything you know about women, stick it in my navel and still have room for some belly button lint--capiche?
I don't know what it is--chicks dig big appliances! Ask a woman which she'd rather have, sex or a new top-loading Maytag, and be ready to hand her the fabric softener. It's unreal.
Other people say--"Pope, you no play-a da game, you no make-a da rule!" To these people I say--lose the bogus Italian accent already. I'm German!