It’s like when you eat all your food, but you’re still hungry.

It’s like when you turn on a light, and a bulb goes out.

It’s like when you have unprotected sex, but get herpes.

It’s like when you build a desk from IKEA, but you’re missing a piece.

It’s like when you are the Chairman of the Federal Reserve, but a retarded monkey knows more about the economy than you.

Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke