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Defense secretary fractures shoulder slipping on ice

By Alanis Morissette

It’s like when you had a full arsenal of rockets and ballistic missile defense systems at your disposal, but all you really needed was snow shoes.

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Associated Press
2/13/2008 6:40 PM EST, Canada
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