Us girls, we gotta look after each other, yeah? I see a sister in trouble ‘n I want to reach out, get her a beer. I know my girls would do the same for me if there ever comes a time in my life when I need help. So maybe one of you sisters in the states can lend a hand to Sarah Palin. Girlfriend needs help.

Sarah, if you’s readin’ this, don’t get mad – I got nothing but respect for anyone who can play the nerd from 90210 and still go around winning beauty contests.

I’m just worried is all; from what I hear, you isn’t exactly living a sustainable lifestyle. There’s lotsa geezers talking about you, and they say that you go hunting for mooses while leaking amniotic fluids; that you play hockey with pregnant teenagers; that you opposed a bigger library while mayor of Wasilla.

If you want to live long enough to be Vice President Barracuda, you have to put on the brakes. I hate to see potential go to waste.