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Winning the cold war or bedding a 24-year-old gymnast? Not exactly a tough choice.

By Bill Clinton

Vladimir, my man. A divorce and a 24-year-old gymnast? A 24-year-old gymnast ... my hands tremble as I type.

You know things are easier for you Vladimir. You could get a divorce with a snap of your fingers. Hell, you could have her killed without any questions.
 
How did you land her? Was it the pecs? I love your pecs. I was always more of a cardio guy, I should have concentrated on my pecs.
 
 
I don’t know how we can claim victory in the Cold War when you’re getting the 24-year-old gymnast. Danm.

 

4/21/2008 4:55 PM EDT, Harlem
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[1] http://bittenandbound.com/2008/04/17/vladimir-putin-pulls-a-sarkozy-dating-24-year-old-photos/

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