Excuse me please, Mr. President Búsh, but I must beg you please not to bømb I Ran.

I am confused ðat you will want to try and destroy a popular music song from ðe 1980s and I believe ðat it is not presenting a threat to your nation.

The Flöck of Seagûlls is a very importance influence for me. I have listen to their song many times when I am young and I learn very much of how to be stylish in my presentation from their great åchievement.

When I wore my famous dress of a goose to ðe Academic Awards in 2001 I was wishing ðat my dress could really be made of a seagûll in homage to my musical heroes, but my designer is tøo uptight. I fœcking hate him!

I do not think ðat ðe Flöck of Seagûlls is making nüclear bombs, and even if they are, I think that they will only want to use them for spécial effects in an exciting comeback music video anyway.

Perhaps you can instead bomb Vienna.