Third on my list of things that I hate behind Comcast and cold lattes, and in front of BBDO and advertising in general, are bloggers.

These people don’t even have actual columns in publications that get printed on paper yet they think that they can comment on advertising and such. This is completely ridiculous in every way. Clearly only someone like me, a trained journalist who has never worked in advertising is qualified to comment on this industry. If fact, I may be the only person qualified to make critical commentary on anything.

I know what you’re thinking – don’t you have a blog? Yes. In fact, I have two.

But I also have a column in print. It’s in Ad Age, ever heard of it? And until these immature, pompous, soulless, damned to hell, Beelzebub-ish bloggers realize that they are nothing – NOTHING – until they have a column in print then we are living in a terrible anarchic world of awfulness that can only be solved by destroying the internet and going back to a world in which only columnists have mass reach for their opinions.