It’s day three of my flight for my life from George Clooney. It gets lonely on the road, so I thought I’d have some fun on my laptop and see what celebrity I look most like. If it is someone good, then maybe I can pass myself off as them to keep looney Clooney off my ass.

Turns out I look like myself! Which is a very good thing. God I am hot. I wish I could make out with myself. I get Chow Yun Fat all the time so that comes as no surprise. Ricky Gervais! He’s the lucky devil isn’t he. I wonder if he did this look alike website if he would he get me?

HOLY SHIT! I think Clooney just took a shot at me!