This election stuff is getting pretty heated for Obama, from what I can see on YouTube and Facebook. Hillary’s people keep making fun of Obama for being a successful Jesse Jackson, Obama’s priest is gettin’ bashed for bein’ sick of gettin’ hassled by the man, and McCain’s people keep reminding everyone that Obama’s uncle was Saddam Hussein. It’s tough out there for Barack and, bro, I feel your pain. Now, I’m no politico or anything but, Barack, I’ll be your politi-bro through this tough time.

Barack’s definitely the coolest dude in this campaign. I mean, I’m sure McCain was cool, like, thirty years ago, when he wasn’t old enough to suggest dinner at Old Country Buffet to his hot, young wife every day at 4 pm. The dude is old enough to remember both World War II and when the wheel was the hot new invention around the cave. Sorry, but old folks just ain’t my bag.

Hillary is cool in the same way that the frozen foods aisle at the grocery story is cool. Why else would Bill go husky-huntin’ for Monica Lewinsky? Hillary’s lower regions would have given him frost bite.

This is what sucks about politics. Two totally uncool people are constantly raggin’ on the one cool dude in the whole thing. He’s young, hip, black, and he isn’t relying on his spouse having been president for eight years. So Obama, bro…Bro-bama…if you ever need to just grab a few cold ones and let out some steam about this election or whatever, just gimme a ring. Politi-bros for life.

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