Do any of you know a girl from the internet called Molly Friedman? Someone told me she’s always talkin’ about my personal stuff. I didn’t even bother readin’ it, but I’m pretty sure it’s all “Britney’s the most famous girl in the whole world and everybody loves her, but I’m jealous so I’m gonna make up stuff about her to get attention.”

Y’all can call me crazy, but when I want attention I’ll just hold my kids hostage or have a complete break with reality in public; I don’t go around saying mean stuff about people. That kinda thing makes me real mad, and I was looking for Molly’s email to tell her she was acting inappropriate when I found her website.

You guys, I felt like I had just walked into a crazy person’s room LOL! There are all these lame stories about how she lost her mom’s iPhone but then found it later, and there’s like 8 million pictures of her pouting and staring with these red demon eyes. I was so scared that I stapled a slice of cheese to my head. Ow!